jack and jill

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by _rory_ (predictable kryptic) on Saturday, 30-Oct-2004 0:41:45

jack and jill,
went up the hill,
to have a little fun...

stupid jill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a son...

Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 30-Oct-2004 9:43:26

LOL! .
can you imagine if all the nursery ryhmes were modernised! wouldn't you like to be a fly on the wall at nursery eh.

Post 3 by _rory_ (predictable kryptic) on Saturday, 30-Oct-2004 9:53:20

yeah, that would be funny!

Post 4 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 30-Oct-2004 9:58:45

The parents hmmm? I'd love to be there when the little darlings learn the words!
when Mary had a little lamb the doctors weren't surprised for the little hybrid was really a clone with 4 bright green eyes.